You should know me by now...

This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken."

And the doctor says, "Well why don't you turn him in?"

The guy says, "I would but I need the eggs."

I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships.

They're totally irrational, crazy, and absurd and....

but,

I guess we keep goin' through it because.

uh, most of us...

need the eggs.

-- Woody Allen.