I will try, I will try, I will try...


"Excuse me, Miss?"

*Pulls out headphones*
"Yes?"

"Can I just say you have a really pretty face."

"Oh, thank you."

"Are you a theater major?"

"No, why?"

"Cause you're singing show tunes, rather loudly I might add, while wearing an all black outfit, and bright lipstick. Plus you're eating a bag of raw veggies.
It was just an assumption."

I love my life.

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